.Tuesday, September 16, 2008@10:57 PM.
I r the lulz. now read.
Toasted Poasted~ By IanWarning :wall of Text
What is Flaming?Flaming is quite simple, however in order to win a flame, one must perfect it. It is true, anyone can flame, but the method used can make the difference between one that is so cold you nipples are hard, to so flaming Elton John is jealous. The intent of flaming is to make your opponent cry and your e-peen get so huge your pants rip.
Flaming Fundamentals1. SPELL. CHECK.
2. Literacy, you don't want to go in sounding like a downy.
3. Material, this is supplied for you by the other party, and your goal is to leave as little material for the next flame
4. Logic, don't say that because their mother was a turtle they clearly are a horse, common sense is key
How to flame correctlyFlaming is easy. Using literacy, material, and logic combined, one is able to write a very good flame. Literacy is easy, know English and know big words, you don't need to know Shakespeare, but using well educated words like digress and whatnot go a long way. Material is moderately easy depending who you are up against, look for flaws in what they posted, how can you take what they said and flip it upside down? Logic is the hardest, it is taking the material gathered and taking literacy and smashing them together, and on top of that putting a witty spin on it all. Logic, if used correctly, can limit the material of your opponents rebuttal, and when used well over several posts will starve the other flamer to defeat.
Things you should not do1. NO
2. U
3. Your mother jokes, unless used in conjunction to prove a point ( Like Ganon)
4. tlk lk ths (Like Ganon)
5. be ganon ( a retard on a forum i shall not name )
6. flame everybody all at once ( or get flamed by everybody at once, Like Ganon)
7. repeatedly say "You fail" (Like Ganon)
8. CAEKSZZ!! OMG
9. Use copy paste flames. Its blatantly obvious if your 'flame' sounds like harvard material yet you post at a kindergarten level regularly.
tl;drGet a flame retardant jacket because you will get fried
btw, i support liberal front
